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corky-deactivated-2020MayWed-200513010536-3133 asked:

who's your favourite marvel character, and why? :^)

probably spiderman?? that kinda feels like an easy answer, but like,,, love the spider.

but at the same time, i kinda like my own little version of spiderman than any actual rendition i've seen in media. like, i love em all in ther own way, but when i think spiderman, i think of my weird patchwork job of all my favorite spiderman media and ideas, and not really a single version.

spidey's kind of a really weird favorite compared to my others, too. cuz like, mcu marvel characters are usually my fave versions, I love mcu tony stark and thor and loki and bruce banner, couldn't care too much about them outside of mcu. but mcu spiderman?? tom holland is amazing, but that's not my favorite character. and none of the representations i've seen are my favorite character, and yet spiderman is still my favorite when you add up all the sums.

tbh im thinking of trying to write my own spiderman up, figure out exactly what it is that makes him my favorite, and throw it together into a fan comic of my own. that would be so fun, but im worried about it going wrong in one of several ways

auuhuh, so i never actually answered why i like spidey best, uhhh. lists are easier for organizing thoughts, so im gonna try that

  • sassy binch, just kinda says shit. can relate. I love the idea that he'll just talk to himself/villains without thinking about it, and even sometimes say something rly dumb and just back upo and go "wtf did i just say"

  • Non-human?? my furriness is leaking through. but like, the ideas about the partsof peter parker that are definitely more spider than human. like, the way he decides to crouch instead of stand, and hang upsidedown on webs instead of just hang on like some tarazan fucker, just that tiny stuff

  • he's just a dude. like, not just that spidey is a random nobody when he's not in the suit,, but he doesn't act like some powerful, aloof superhero when he's in suit?? like he just fuckin chills out and helps people, like that's so fun. it's like spidey is more of a persona than just a mask for crime fighting (and my furry ass likes fursonas/personas lol)

  • i headcanon the binch as jewish, and like,,, there is very little i've come across to refute that,, and that's super nice, especially the hints at it in into the spider-verse. love having a non-christain, non-athiest super hero

  • he's got the most fuckin entertaining mode of transport ever. like, it's so fun to just think about how spidey moves around, how he manages swinging around without getting whiplash, how he makes tight turns or steps off a buidling to keep himself steady, also just the blocking while he's having a conversation. like, he can just be on the wall. that's where he is for this conversation, and you can have so much fun with that

  • no mouth. that's really weird, but i have a thing for characters with like, no face...?? or just an iconic, non-human or less expressive face. like,, it forces them to have their own unique set of facial expressions, and it's so nice?? idk, deadpool's another good examplein my opinion. like, you can guess what the expression he's making is based on the tone and his body language and just the eyes of his mask, and that feels more expressive sometimes than just seeing a facial expression. to me, at least. idk

yeah ok im done now, thank u so much for this ask :v


jao

pride month means it's time for trans pikachu


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corky-deactivated-2020MayWed-200513010536-3133 -

reverse ask game where i send a question to everyone who reblogs this post


jao
aurenfaie asked:

๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿ“œ ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ“š

๐ŸŒˆ who is your favorite artist?

i have no idea honestly,,, im really really bad at keeping up with the same artists for a long period of time. i tend to obsess over one artist for like a week, and then move on to another?? and im horrible at remembering usernames/penames, so I have no idea ;v; Uuh, i always loved the artist behind the Greystripe and Millie graphic novels for warriors???

๐Ÿ“œ what is your favorite word?

Judging by how much i use it, probably "bitch" lol

๐Ÿ’ what is your favorite flower?

I really like hydrenga. They're super nice to just.. touch.... very good flower

๐Ÿฝ what is your favorite scent?

The lobby in my grandparents condo has the most distinct smell, i love it so much. Just, whenever we visit, that smell just jumps at me and makes me feel so happy. Makes me think of holidays and celebrations we have together.

I also love the smell of the doubletree hotel in bloomington MN. It's where a convention I've gone to all my life used to be, so i kind grew up with all those lobby smells. Apparently I like lobbies.

๐Ÿ“š do you enjoy reading?

I love reading!!! But i have a lot of trouble finishing the things I start. I have so many unfinished or unread books on my bookshelf... I also suck at getting into new things, so I tend to read a whole heck of a lot more fanfiction than I do novels.

Currently, I'm reading The Rise and Fall of the Dinosaurs: A New History of a Lost World by Steve Brusatte. it's a non-fiction book about dinos, just kinda walking you through the basc timeline of the mesozoic era, plus fun little stories from the author's work experience as a paleontoligist.

Thank you so much for the ask!!


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Emoji ask meme

starryprince -

๐Ÿ’— have you ever been in love? ๐ŸŒˆ who is your favorite artist? ๐ŸŽถ what is your favorite music genre? ๐Ÿ“ have you ever had a penpal? ๐Ÿ’ซ are you single or in a relationship? If single, are you interested in anyone? ๐Ÿ‘ what color are your eyes? ๐Ÿ“œ what is your favorite word? ๐ŸŽบ do you play any instruments? ๐ŸŽˆ what is your favorite color? ๐Ÿพ do you have any nicknames? ๐Ÿ’ what is your favorite flower? ๐Ÿ‘€ what qualities do you find attractive in a person? ๐Ÿˆ do you have any pets? If no, do you want any? โœˆ have you ever traveled outside of your home country? ๐Ÿ€„ what language(s) do you speak? ๐Ÿ’ž who was your first crush? ๐Ÿ‘“ do you wear glasses? ๐Ÿฐ what is your favorite desert? ๐ŸŠโ€โ™€๏ธ do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean? ๐ŸŽจ bright, dark, or pastel colors? ๐ŸŽฎ do you have any siblings? ๐Ÿฝ what is your favorite scent? ๐Ÿšข where do you want to travel to? ๐ŸŽฅ what is your favorite film? ๐Ÿคณ who do people say you look like? (celebrity/family member) ๐ŸŽŽ who is your best friend? ๐Ÿ‘ธ what is your dream job? ๐Ÿš— do you know how to drive? โ™“ what is your sun, moon, and rising zodiac sign? ๐Ÿ“š do you enjoy reading? ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ have you ever dyed your hair? ๐ŸŽ– what is your favorite thing in your bedroom? ๐Ÿ•ธ what is your biggest fear? ๐ŸŒŸ do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? If no, do you want any? ๐ŸŽข have you ever been on a roller coaster? ๐ŸŒƒ surfing or skateboarding? ๐Ÿฒ what is your favorite animal? ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™‚๏ธ do you have a skincare routine? ๐ŸŽ† what is your favorite memory? ๐ŸŽ‹ how tall are you? ๐ŸŽ what is the best gift youโ€™ve ever received? ๐ŸŒธ do you have a garden? If no, do you want to start one? ๐Ÿ• what is your favorite food and drink? ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ do you want kids? ๐Ÿ’ฅif you could time travel, what year would you go to and why? ๐Ÿ’‹ hugs or kisses? ๐Ÿพ have you ever drank alcohol? ๐ŸŽ have you ever done drugs? ๐Ÿ“บ netflix or youtube? ๐Ÿจ ice cream or frozen yogurt? ๐ŸŒผ succulents or flowers?


jao

yall im so tired, why does overtime gotta be a thing ;n;

who thought it was a good idea to have unpaid lunch breaks anyway? like i cant go home in that time, so it's just an hour that im forced to stay at work and not get paid for it. also commute times should be paid. cuz comutes that are an hour both ways will tear your soul apart, especially during overtime

my socialist ass just wants companies to treat people like people so that we can actually be happy and productive at work


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jao -

>:000000 these are amazing wtf i love them


jao

capitalism is so wild, like i work at one of the best entry level, no-degree jobs you're gonna find in this dumb country, and still me and my coworkers are mentioning the benefits of unions like everyday. If the company was able to just like,,, suck it up and hire more people, we wouldn't have to kill ourselfs with 12hr shifts 6 days a week when a deadline shows up.. like i know they gotta pay to keep that many employees around when we aren't busy, but are they aware of how many people left the job cuz of the overworking??? the team is so dead, we barely have enough to test every console at the same time


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aurenfaie -

With the site being so small, Iโ€™m following people with some pretty disparate interests, many of which I have no context for, and I feel like the embodiment of that, โ€œAre ya winning, son?โ€ meme as I scroll down my stream, trying to comprehend what the hell is going on


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mariiyetti -

gaymers, who's your favorite animal crossing villager?


2ds -

Lolly!


foxrockit -

punchy, mott, and phoebe!!!!


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jao
aurenfaie asked:

Far Side of the World by Tide Lines

wow, that's such a sweet and wistful song, so nice!!

I think my favorite part is right near the start,

In a quiet, unknown town There is solace to be found In the unforsaken hours Of the twilight

It sets such a nice tone, and wording is great! It really makes me think of how my dad always describes living in the country. He's always had a love for quiet, small town or farmland life, and he sits outside during sunset or sunrise and just relaxes. I join in sometimes, and it's so peaceful (until a plane flies overhead)

Im not too big on most love songs, but this one's very nice!! Thank you for the ask!!!


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lime -

do you just ever have to chew


katiebirdie -

maybe you could start chewing ice? it's what i do, and it'll probably be kinder to your teeth


lime -

absolutly fucking not, too hard and C O L D


foxrockit -

they make chew toys for teething toddlers that are rly good for the texture you might be looking for.... doesn't have quite the satisfaction of breaking things with your teeth but you get that good Chew


jao -

You could look into chewable necklaces!! I have a lot of friends that use them. You can find a good selection at stimatstic (www.stimtastic.co)!!


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bodys -

ask game: send me one of ur favorite songs and ill listen and reply with my favorite line from it


sparky -

pls!!


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aromantic plush cat =^_^=


Reposting some icons I made a while ago! (original from 10/23/18 here)

(Use with credit if youโ€™d like)

[PHOTO ID: two icons of Link from the Legend of Zelda. The first is an asexual one and the second is an aromantic one. END ID]


jao
sparky asked:

over the garden wall & moomin ? โ™ฅ

Over the Garden Wall: What are your thoughts on death? Does it frighten you? Do you believe in life after death?

Oo they aren't that uplifting. Death kinda freaks me out as much as I think it resonably should. It's not fun, I don't want the people around me to die, and I don't want to die either.

I'm also freaked out by it because I don't really believe in the afterlife. I hate seeming so pessimistic about it; like, i make a point to find my own meaning in life and have fun and be a good person and value life, but I honestly can't believe in an afterlife or a higher power. It just... doesn't make sense to me. Won't click in my brain.

I hope I'm wrong half the time, that there is something after death, that you don't just blink out of existence, that you don't have any way of comprehending that you're gone becuase there's just nothing left. But it's hard to hope for something I dont honestly believe in. So yknow, Im gonna enjoy the time I have here, make it good for myself and everyone I run into, cuz I honestly think this is all I will every have. I don't want to waste it being a dickwagon.

Moomin: What season is your favorite and why? What do you enjoy doing during this season?

I love fall! I love the smells and the colors and the nice cool weather, and I love Halloween!

I like to go to the Renessance Festival, which opens during fall. It's super nice! A bunch of people come out dressing in like medieval clothing and dress up as trolls and fairies, and there are a lot of free shows! You can watch people throw knives at each other, juggle flaming batons, dance and sing and make music, walk on tightropes, it's so crazy!! I saw a sword-eater for the first time at the Ren Fest!

And there's also really amazing shops full of homemadde trickets and such! Glass blown figures, metal decor, small fountains, wooden wind chimes, cloth crafts, clothing, bags, books, even real and custom made blades!! It's so amazing. And then there's the food and the sports and the animals!! You can watch real jousting with real horses, go sing with a band at a tavern, ride an elaphant... God I love that place so much

So yeah, I love fall cuz it feels nice, and that's when the Ren Fest happens lol

Thank you for asking!!!!! seeing these ask memes and answers all over my splashboard is amazing, im loving this


jao
aurenfaie asked:

Dragon Prince & Yuuri on Ice!

Dragon Prince: If you could have a familiar, what creature would you want it to take form of?

can i say dinosaur? i want a dinosaur friend lol, that'd be so fun. Like, just a little Yi Qi on my sholder (they're basically tiny, feathery dragons), or a velociraptor following me at the heel like the angry chicken it was. Or a giant ass carnotaurus ready to rip someone's face off for me. That sounds so neat!!

Yuuri on Ice: What helps put you at ease when you're troubled? A cup of tea? Taking a walk? Reading?

Petting my cat :v She's really sweet and we love each other very much. Also, usually I'll have some heart to heart with myself. Talk myself through what's bothering me, lay out what i can realistically do about the problem, figure out how i feel about things that are out of my control, and find a way to conclude that everything will be ok. Then listen to music or play a game lol

THhank you for asking!!! im so hyped by people on waterfall, ive never been able to answer these before


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Fandom Themed Asks!

annetalope -

Sailor Moon: What is your idea of genuine love? Have you ever felt this love?

Fullmetal Alchemist: What do you aspire most for in life? How close do you think you are to attaining this goal, and how will you achieve it?

Over the Garden Wall: What are your thoughts on death? Does it frighten you? Do you believe in life after death?

She-Ra: Have you ever had a life-changing revelation? Something you realized that changed your outlook on life? How has it affect you?

Avatar the Last Airbender: What environment/atmosphere puts you in the best mood/motivates you? Rainy days? Cool autumn evenings? Cafes?

Moomin: What season is your favorite and why? What do you enjoy doing during this season?

Dororo: In what ways do you prefer to show affection? Through words? With gifts? Cuddles?

Boku no Hero Academia: Who in your life do you think has positively impacted you the most? What moment with this person do you recall most vividly?

Steven Universe: Do you prefer stargazing, cloud gazing, or gazing at the ocean?

Naruto: In what ways are you most satisfied about your development as a person? Have you become Kinder? Happier? Wiser?

Gravity Falls: Do you have a favorite cryptid or urban legend? Do you enjoy creepy things?

Marvel: What qualities do you value most in a friend?

DC Comics: If you could live in any fictional world, be it from a TV series, movie or book, what would it be?

Star vs. Forces of Evil: If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?

90s Anime: Tell us about a life changing event and how youโ€™re adjusting to it.

Pokemon: What's your favorite animal? What is it about this creature that makes you drawn to it? Could you see yourself having this animal as a pet?

Homestuck: Have you ever had to make a decision that changed your life? What was it and how are things different?

Haikyuu: What is your favorite passtime/hobby? Would you ever hope to make a career out of it?

Dragon Prince: If you could have a familiar, what creature would you want it to take form of?

Yuuri on Ice: What helps put you at ease when you're troubled? A cup of tea? Taking a walk? Reading?

Carole and Tuesday: What's your favorite kind of music? What kind of music can you absolutely not stand?

Voltron: Do you have any theories about the Universe and existence, be them your own or someone elses?

Legend of Korra: If you could posess one elemental power, what would it be and why?


jao
jesrosewater asked:

lamp

lamp - what's a project that you were working on at some point (be it when you were 5 years old or 50) that will never see the light of day

<hr/> beyond the 4 billion half written fanfics i've abandoned? haaaaaaaaaa,,,,,

uh really though, probably this dumb little platformer game i started making in highschool. i got pretty far with the concept, but depression murdered me after highschool and all that fell off my radar.

this is the Peanut, the green flower child that loves packing peanuts. And then Scarfy, the forest child with a scarf for arms and a cardboard box on its head.

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And here's a gif that may never load ofscarfy jumpin around:

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There were more characters and stuff, a pilot who crashed in the swamp the characters live in, a weird mound of fur named bob, all sorts of stuff. And your goal was to collect fruit, and avoid peanut cuz he wanted to rip your box off your head to see if there were any packing peanuts inside

I'm kind of redesigning things in my head, nothing concrete. I might turn this into a mobile puzzle game, free and no ads cuz i hate the mobile gaming model. So i guess maybe it could see the light of day, but I think i need to go lean how to actually make a game instead of just copying code from yourube tutorials lol

thank you so much for asking!! if theres one thing i love to do, it's talk about myself hahaaaaaaaaaa....


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jesrosewater -

where's that post everyone keeps repouring about the rare word asks or whatever. fuck it i can't find it. ask me shit like this:

chungus - what's your favorite food

murdoc - what's something you've done that should've been a crime but wasn't

unicorn - something you liked as a kid that you want to rediscover the love for

sminson - fun childhood story

poggers - most recent awesome thing you did

meechee - most memorable thing that happened last year

lamp - what's a project that you were working on at some point (be it when you were 5 years old or 50) that will never see the light of day

undertale - are you religious, if so explain as much as you're comfortable explaining

tomato - asker lists a movie, answerer says their opinion on that movie

thanos - three things that just irritate you

miku - what's your social security number


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greatkingrat -

Today is an excellent day to remember that it isn't a crime for men (especially you trans men out there) to want to present their gender in a more "feminine" way and that "traditional" standards of masculinity are not the only forms of masculinity.


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a bad decision disguised as a Friend.....................


jao

things that are boldy and unabashedly ugly will always be more charming than pretty things, u cant convince me otherwise sorry


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